QUICK ZOMBIE ATTACK GRAB YOUR CAR KEYS AND A BLOCK OF BUTTER

What to do, what to do??

It's pretty basic knowledge that a zombie uprising is coming within the next 12 to 27 years, whether it be through shamanistic rituals or nanobot technology. It's happening people, you better be as prepared as I am or you won't last 2 heartbeats with those crazy bastards.

In the attic of my mum's house which is at the top of a hill, also where I live so to be always prepared, I have stored away several packets of crisps, a 3 litre bottle of regular coke (no need for diet given the situation), a bucket, a big bag of weed and a M89SR semi automatic sniping rifle. As zombies can't jump it's the perfect place to hide out and I can easily use the butt of the gun to knock a hole in my roof to have a good vantage point of any incoming dead people. As I won't have any form of entertainment up there shooting them damn zombies will suit me just fine. I've even had some practise while playing team fortress 2 and believe me, I'm getting good.

I think the supplies I have stored up there will be suffice enough to last 2 weeks at the most, maybe 5 days depending on how much dope I smoke. Hopefully the threat of zombie will have calmed down a tad by that point so it will be safe to venture outside to gather supplies and maybe relocate to somewhere that doesn't contain my dead family.

First off ill carefully make my way to the local spar, the good thing about this type of shop it that it's basically a small supermarket with all the vital supplies I could need to last maybe up to a year, blacked out windows but the biggest plus with going here rather than a bigger chain is that its small and only has two entrances/exits that can be monitored at all times.

So that's food and defences taken care of, next thing to do would be to try and make contact with any remaining survivors. What I plan to do is follow everyone's twitter account, will be very time consuming but I think I have a lot of that to waste holed up in my own supermarket. Hopefully someone else has the same genius idea as me and we can get some form of contact. This will help with keeping up with news and events going on in the outside world.

From there it's basically wait it out until what's left of civilisation deals with the problem and i can go outside and play again.